This website is very much inspired by the guy who set up the anti-Jordan page and the anti-Goodkind page. Since both of those sites contain a top ten list, I feel I would be negligent if I didn't provide the top ten alternate titles for The Fifth Sorceress.
10. Chicken Soup for the Horny Teenager's Soul
9. The Eye of Argon, author's preferred edition
8. A Clash of Kinks
7. Ballistic: Wigg vs. Succiu
6. BDSM for Dummies
5. The Bourne Revenge Fantasy
4. Tristan the Dominatrix Slayer
3. Del Rey Fantasy's other Mistake
2. A Load of Crap
1. Pawn of Idiocy