The Fifth Sorceress Top Ten List

This website is very much inspired by the guy who set up the anti-Jordan page and the anti-Goodkind page. Since both of those sites contain a top ten list, I feel I would be negligent if I didn't provide the top ten alternate titles for The Fifth Sorceress.

10. Chicken Soup for the Horny Teenager's Soul

9. The Eye of Argon, author's preferred edition

8. A Clash of Kinks

7. Ballistic: Wigg vs. Succiu

6. BDSM for Dummies

5. The Bourne Revenge Fantasy

4. Tristan the Dominatrix Slayer

3. Del Rey Fantasy's other Mistake

2. A Load of Crap

1. Pawn of Idiocy