Best Crackpot Theories

Fans of George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire Series love coming up with improbable conjectures and far out explanations for obscure details of his work. Never one to pass up a good opportunity, I hereby present the top ten crackpot theories that I've come up with.

10. Petyr Baelish and Tommen Lannister had it all planned out from the beginning.

9. Rickon Stark is a facless man.

8. Patchface + Cercei = Myrcella

7. Melisandre is a double-agent working for the Lannisters, hence the obsession with the color red.

6. Hodor is gay.

5. The Boltons are in league with the Martells.

4. Gregor Clegane is actually a really nice guy once you get to know him.

3. The Great Other is actually Martha Stewart.

2. The Ironmen went north to help combat the threat from Mance Rayder.

1. Jon Snow is the bastard son of Eddard Stark.